Happy Thanksgiving All Y’all! If you need some jokes for the Holiday occasion, I got you! Here are 10 jokes to laugh about! I am actually a vegetarian and have been my whole life, so these jokes are all kid, and vegetarian friendly! Enjoy!
1.)What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing wing wing!!!
2.)What key has legs and can't open a door?
A tur-key!
3.) what do you call cranberry sauce running?
FAST FOOD!!!
4.) Why couldn’t the Turkey stop laughing?!
He was just so turkilish!
5.) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
6.) What do you do when you see the butter?
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
7.) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Rosemary. Rosemary who?
I don’t know who she married, but the wedding was at a nice thyme!
8.) Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewy who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
9.) Olive. Olive who?
Olive the potatoes!
10.) How did the and spices welcome their guests?
Seasoning greetings!
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